Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Awareness

ok, if you know me at all, you knew this was coming--or at least you should have guessed that I would have an opinion about:

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH

It's here everyone! Put on your pink ribbons and break out your pocket books because every cashier and company is going to shamelessly ask you for money.

Let's break this down. First of all, is the goal to make everyone aware of Breast Cancer? Because I think we've hit the mark. If there is another purpose, maybe we need to change the name.

Personally, I think that it's just an excuse for companies to exploit a disease in order to make more money. Think about it, how much money is really going to curing breast cancer from the pink M&M's you're buying? And let's counter balance that with the amount of money Mars Inc. is spending on advertising their pink M&M's, and changing their packaging, and dying their M&M's pink. Now, let's think about how much money Mars is making from selling more M&M's to people who think they are making a difference. It's so underhanded too because they make you think that they are making a difference in the health of humanity, when in reality, they are contaminating it! Sure, you might be donating .0001% of your sales to Breast Cancer research, but you're manufacturing CANDY!!! So really, at the same time you're fighting Breast Cancer, you are contributing to Heart Disease and obesity. I'll tell you what, forget about Breast Cancer, and start using real ingredients in your products and we'll call it even. It's probably all those artificial chemicals in our food that is causing cancer anyway, so you might say that they are making the problem worse! It's like those commercials by Philip Morris about quiting smoking when they are the biggest manufacturers of cigarrettes. I mean are you kidding us? Have you all completely lost your souls?

But I digress...

As if that weren't bad enough--now we are being solicited at the cashier before we swipe our cards: "Do you want to donate a dollar to Breast Cancer research?" And if you say "No," you might as well be saying: "I couldn't care less about people who are suffering from Breast Cancer." Of course that isn't true, but it's how they make you feel. One of these days I'd like to say: "You know what, I would love to make an annual donation to breast cancer research if I knew how much was actually going to research and how much was going to pay for the little pink papers that you write people's names on. Is there a report that you can show me?" Seriously, where does that money go? I'd like to know where the money goes, and what they are doing with it before I donate.

The problem with all of this is that if you don't support these companies it looks as if you are being uncaring, when the fact of the matter is the makers of these products are the ones exploiting you and the victims of Breast Cancer. Which I think is the worst form of comercialism. People complain all the time about how Christmas has become too commercial, but I think the commercialism of disease is worse.

As a side note, I'm just so sick and tired of each month having a certain thing that it celebrates or commemorates, aren't you? from all of the ethnic minorities that have to have their heritage months to Earth day (which is technically a day but we have extended it to a month, and didn't it feel more like 90 days this last year?) to disease "awareness" months. Honestly it's enough to make me want to puke. And while we are at it, why do they have to have their own ribbons too? Let's take all of the money that we are spending on ribbons and feed starving children shall we? That's one of the problems with capitalism, all the money is going to the wrong places.

Ok, I'm done, I'm sure you could see that I could go on and on...

I will say one more thing though, I do love that I can get pink versions of some of my favorite candies this month. Every cloud has a silver lining!

9 comments:

Natalie said...

Oh, Ali. Do you search out these thoughts or do they just come to you? There is a lot going on in that pretty head of yours, isn't there:)? So glad you are home!

Natalie said...

By the way, thank you for commenting on my blog! And I love that you are wierd too! In a totally different way. I think that our wierds compliment each other beautifully! Don't you;)?

Adam said...

Ali- let me quote a commercial I saw recently: "you'd do anything to fight it, won't you do this one thing to prevent it?"

And what's with the subtle jab at Capitalism? Are you saying we should go Commie? It looks like M&M's aren't the only things that are turning pink around here...

ali said...

sadly, Natalie, they just come to me. This one in particular as I was buying my pink peppermint patties at the cashier after they asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar and I refused.

I think you are more of a happy wierd, and I seem a bit more disgruntled which I am going to try to change...

Adam, I have only two words for you:
*united order*

Sarah said...

Can I just say that I am extremely pleased that Ali's Turn is back and running....you are hilarious.....and did you really mean to say you hate me? Where is all the hate coming from? My blog, my pizza, my Naples trip or my charming personality?? :)

ali said...

Sarah, I only hate that you guys are eating all of that wonderful fresh Italian food and we are stuck eating this american lame-o excuse for food. Everything else about you I love :)

Sarah said...

Ali- It is just a plane ticket away......then you can join in the good eating. :)

ali said...

yes, but a very expensive plane ticket :)

ABlack said...

Hey Ali, you crack me up. This isn't something I've spent a lot of time thinking about, but now that you mention it, I'm mad as hell about all of the pink too!! =)
Ahlena